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'A unique facet of cartoons.'
'Just a little far from your city.'
'All children and elders, welcome to Toonpur.'
'On the west, lived the 'Devtoons'..'
'..and on the east, the Toonasurs.'
'Stories of their friendship spread far and wide.'
'The king of Toonpur was Tooneshwar.'
'Commander-in-chief Jagaro.'
'He snatched his kingdom.'
'The ambience of the city changed..'
'..so did intentions.'
'Friends were divided into groups..'
'..and forgot all about the friendship they had.'
'A fan of Hindi films.'
'This is Super Cool Bolly.'
'Now he's firing explosives at the age of eight.'
'Jeeromoto and Pandu were childhood friends.'
'But now they're hammering each other relentlessly.'
'Everyone, l'm coming down without a parachute.'
Sherapan always savoured Big Ben's 'dhokla' (snacks).'
'Those were the times when rolling pins could cork guns.'
O God!
'Gappi's dream was to become Toon ldol.'
'Now he's wandering around with his broken mic.'
'Toonpur's hot chick, her name is Lovina.'
'Her make-up got lost in the war. She's very distressed.'
'This is professor Homi. He's a famed scientist.'
'Out of the lab and into the cannon.'
l am saved.
The parachute saved me.
lt's burnt, here l go.
'Bakbaksur's nature was to make everyone laugh..'
'..with his blabbering.'
'He's Jagaro's side-kick, he's a dangerous being.'
'The website of knowledge.'
'Toonpur's God of knowledge.'
'His server is down. Who will help him?'
Mallika.
'The torture of the 'Toonasurs' has troubled the 'Devtoons'.'
'When will Toonpur's Superhero..'
'..come and save them?'
Only the one above can save us.
Cut it.
Superb. Good shot, sir. - By God.
Get the next shot ready.
Okay, Tony. - Fantastic.
Sir, we'll have to give the 14th and 15th dates..
..to the other production team.
They have the location only for three days..
..and all the action sequences are to be shot there.
Uncle, autograph, please.
l'm not the hero.
The hero is sitting there. Look.
Come quickly. - Autograph, please.
No, children. No. - Let them come, let them come.
One at a time, children. Okay.
What are you doing inside the bag?
Look, there he is. Khanna sir is right there.
Khanna sir. - Khanna sir. - What are you saying!
What is your name, dear? - Soumya.
Just a minute.
You two are back again for the interview.
l told you l don't have any dates till 201 7.
Sir, you've been avoiding us for the past six months.
Please make some amendments today. - Yes.
ls it 201 7? - No.
So that's it. Now leave. lt will be done.
l've set a reminder. - Five minutes..
l will call you. - But five minutes..
What kind of people are these actors?
lf they want to promote their film..
..they'll readily come for an interview.
How long will it take?
We don't have this location.
This is the last shot. lt will be done in 15 minutes.
Hurry up, l.. - 15 minutes more.
Priya and the children are waiting.
Okay, Guru.
According to the Feng-Shui..
..the children should be facing east. - Mom.
And the racing track.. - Mom.
What is this east-west?
The race is about to start.
How can it start like this?
Let me see.
Good morning, Ms. Priya. - How are you?
l'm fine, but your racing track is not. - Why?
But why?
You see, according to Feng-Shui..
..the children should be facing east while running.
And your racing track is facing west.
But, ma'am, the ground is actually round.
So by the time the children come around..
..they'll be facing east. - Yes.
Something might go wrong by then. - Wrong?
Not at all, ma'am. Maybe you made a mistake.
Mom can never make a mistake.
Mom has done the entire course of Feng-Shui. - Yes.
And in fact, the Feng-Shui of the building behind you..
..is wrong as well.
Just a minute.
But.. that's a 40-year-old building, ma'am.
So what? You can rectify your mistake anytime.
Yes. Yes, ma'am.
Mom, dad's call.
Excuse me. - Yes.
Shall we go, sir? - Yes, come on.
Hello. What? You haven't left yet?
l.. - l'll leave after the last shot.
Dad, don't miss it this time.
l'm participating in the 200 metres race.
Don't worry, Champ.
l'll reach before you start running. - Yes.
And listen.. listen. Your camera should be facing east.
Otherwise you have more chances of retakes.
And also of getting late. - Priya.
lf you don't disconnect the call..
..then l have more chances of getting late.
Fine. Okay. Okay, bye.
Come on.
Action.
Cut, cut, cut. - What happened?
Sir, camera problem. - Okay, ready?
Mom, where is dad? - l'll just check.
Action.
Cut, cut, cut, cut.
Come on, come on, come on.
And now the 200 metres race is about to begin.
ln yellow jersey we have last year's winner from St. Joseph Convent..
Ready, boys.
And in red jersey..
Bullets fired from behind.
Very good. Very good.
Now a chopper. A chopper.
There's a chopper coming. - Cut.
Cut?
What happened? - Focus problem, sir.
You'll win the race? We'll see.
On your marks. Get set..
Where is east? - That way.
And St. Joseph Convent student is the champion this year as well.
Hi, guys.
Forgive me.
Dad, don't stand in front of the television.
Move, move, move.
l got delayed in the last shot.
And that was bound to happen.
Didn't l tell you? The camera should be facing east.
Priya, we can't set the shot according to Feng-Shui.
And anyway.. l got delayed because of the traffic.
And that was bound to happen as well.
Didn't l tell you? Don't buy a grey car.
lts negative energy will always get you caught in traffic.
And that number plate..
Don't even go there.
Dad, you didn't come..
..that's why brother lost the race.
Great, Son. You didn't practice and blame me for it.
lf you had worked harder.. - You don't work hard either.
Your duplicates do all your stunts.
They are the real heroes.
You're a fake hero, Dad. - Kabir.
Get up. ls this the way to talk to your dad?
Get up and say sorry.
l said, say sorry. - lt's okay, Priya.
No, it is not okay.
Kabir, l said say sorry. - lt's okay.
Go. Go.
No television and games for a week.
Actually.. it's my mistake.
The direction was wrong.
l was facing south and according to the Feng-Shui..
lt's okay.
Aditya, l was thinking..
..why don't we change the colour of our room?
Red will bring more romance in our life..
..and you'll stay more chilled out as well.
What do you think?
The entire world is my fan.
But my son thinks that l'm a fake hero.
Actually he's right.
The duplicates do all the difficult stunts.
l'm a fake hero. - Who says that?
Do real heroes have two noses and four eyes?
A real hero keeps his family happy.
l am happy. Look.
And Kabir? - Aditya.
Don't take them so seriously.
They're children.
They'll forget it soon. - No, Priya.
There must be some way..
..that l can be a hero for my children.
Otherwise the money, awards, fame, lights, camera, action..
What's the use of being such a hero..
..when you're a zero for your own child?
There must be a way.
We lost to 'Toonasur' once again.
We'll have to come up with something.
We'll have to do that, too.
l guess l'll have to do something.
Shut up, Pandu.
Professor Homi, how long before you make..
..your revolutionary glue gun?
Have patience, Son. Have patience.
The work on the glue gun is on full blast.
But it will take time, right?
Tell me, if you want to take out the 'Toonasurs'..
..by feeding them 'dhokla' or 'undhiyo' (snacks)..
Here.
''Remember this song of mine.''
You moron. Stop singing on the eighth note. You fool.
Or l'll give you a 'pappi' (kiss) with this stick.
'Pappi'. You mean kiss.
How romantic, man!
Hey, Lovina! Stop talking about kiss and stuff.
Think about who's going to save us.
Now only a superhero can save us.
l know one such superhero.
ln goes the CD. And here l press the button.
And here starts the movie.
Let me see.
He'll battle 'Toonasur'.
Oh, what a handsome and macho guy!
l should go on a long drive with him on Carter Road.
That's right, dear.
But who is this hero? - Aditya Kumar.
Aditya Kumar. - This is our messiah.
You must call this guy.
Of course, Lappi darling.
Oh, he is so cute and handsome.
You also come with us on the long drive on the back seat.
But don't watch. Okay?
What say?
But first tell me how we can call Aditya.
Why would he meet us?
Surely, this is a trick played by Lucky Khan.
You are number one, sir.
That's why he wants to join all of them and harass you, sir.
Although he very well knows that you don't have dates till 201 7.
We should file a case against them. By God, a defamation case.
This is what they want. Cheap publicity.
By God, you're right.
We shouldn't do anything.
Many like him have come and gone, sir.
The public will forget all this in two weeks, sir.
But my kids won't forget.
Sir, the shot is ready.
Meet him as a producer. But his address.
Oh, l have his secretary Khanna's number. - Really?
l got it from the internet.
Hello. - Khanna. ls this Khanna sir speaking?
Obviously. - This is Holly. Holly from Hollywood speaking.
Say whatever you have to quickly. l'm in a meeting.
l'm a NRl film producer.
l'll make a film with Aditya sir.
Everyone wants to do that.
So? - l want his dates.
Okay, then.
You'll get dates for 15 days in 201 7.
What? 201 7. l mean 201 7?
Yes. Those dates suit me.
So come here with the signing amount.
l'll fix a meeting.
Signing amount. - How much?
How much? - Rs. 4 crores
Oh, my God. - Hello. Hello. - Okay. l'll get it.
But l'd like to narrate the story along with it.
Okay. Come to Trimurti Studio tomorrow morning.
l'll manage everything, by God.
Yes.
The guy who'll be getting time after ten years..
..how will he save us? My foot.
What do we do now?
Kidnap. - Kidnap.
You guys can try all you want. l'm not going up.
l'm the protector of the law.
You make me do illegal things.
So we'll drop him up again once the job is done.
lt's not as if we're going to make him..
..the son-in-law and keep him here.
You saw that, Gappi?
You'd look exactly like a hero in this mask.
Not a hero. Producer.
Mind you, this mask will start melting 15 minutes..
..after you wear it.
According to my calculation..
..he needs just 10 minutes to kidnap Aditya.
l'm a disco dancer.
Darn you. l told you to keep your mouth shut, didn't l?
Why are you pinching me?
Enough of the talking.
Now return only after you get the job done.
Keep this special pen.
Aditya will become unconscious when you press the red button.
This. Red one.
Hey. - Hey. Careful. - Watch it.
Hello. - Hello.
l'm Holly. From Hollywood.
l'd called you.
You are Khanna, right?
Yes. You have Rs. 4 crores and the script, right?
Yes. That's waiting in the van.
Okay. Okay. Wait. Aditya sir is busy with a shot.
Till then, some refreshments..
Bakhtawar. - No. No.
The thing is that l'm in a little rush.
Quick. Quick.
Everyone's in a hurry. But can't help it.
Aditya sir is so busy. He doesn't have dates till 201 7.
Khanna, the next month's shoot has been cancelled.
Just sort it out.
Mr. Aditya.
Sir, l had told you about him. lt's him.
But the shoot is on now.
Sir, there is time for the shot.
He has brought Rs. 4 crores.
Narrate. Narrate the story.
No. No. Not here.
The thing is that there is some silence in my van.
Okay. Get my cell phone. - Yes, sir.
Let's go.
Sir, there are 10 super-hit songs in the movie.
And the action is mind-blowing.
l can't talk enough about the action, sir.
There are plenty of action scenes.
Hello, sir. Hello, sir.
Sir, the dialogues for the next shot are ready.
Memorise them. One shot, sir.
One shot.
From here? - Yes, sir.
l'm not a coward who will flee so easily..
Oh, God.
Yes, sir.
You can do me no harm.
What happened?
l wonder who's biting me, sir.
Nothing, sir.
Come on. Say your lines again.
You can do me no harm.
Sir, l think someone is doing me harm.
Something's biting me. l'll have to go, sir.
Please, sir. l'm extremely sorry, sir.
We might be late. We might be late.
l'm not a coward who will flee so easily.
We might be late. We might be late.
l'm dead. - Are you okay?
Put him in this. Quick.
Hold him.
l said, call Aditya. The shot is ready.
Leave me.
Gappi, he is coming back.
l'll have to use it now.
Sorry. Pick him up.
He is really heavy.
He is an actor after all.
At least catch it.
Fast.
You can do me no harm.
Go. Go. Go.
lt's been four hours. But still..
Mr. Patil, send Kitkite inside.
The mystery of him going missing still remains unsolved.
So you are saying that maybe Aditya has been kidnapped.
Possible.
From a studio among 200 people. - Possible.
And no one saw him going out. - Possible.
Then it's possible that aliens have picked up Aditya. lsn't it?
Possib.. Oh, my God.
Yes. l mean we're exploring all the angles.
Please sit.
Sir. - DCP Kitkite is handling this case. Our best man.
Sir. Don't worry, ma'am.
l'll do my best. Possible.
We won't leave Mr. Aditya's kidnappers.
Catch them first.
The composition of this subject is really different..
..from that of our people.
See. See.
So handsome. And he is strong, too.
So handsome. Just like sister's 'dhokla' and 'khamand' (snacks).
Move.
He has woken up. - Hi.
Wake up.
Why do they look like cartoons to me?
l'm Bolly. Welcome to Toonpur.
Welcome. Welcome.
Sketch properly.
This looks like some cartoons.
Mr. Kitkite, he looked exactly like this. By God.
Big face.
Do it properly. Shut up. - Okay.
Come on.
As it is, you can't trust these actors.
Whose pendent could this be? - Pendent?
Toonpur. - Yes.
You guys have kidnapped me to kill 'Toonasurs'.
l'm not feeling well.
Everyone looks like a cartoon to me.
l also have a family at home that must be waiting for me.
They must be worried. See you.
Where.. - Great. How can we let you go like that?
We've made so much of investment and kidnapped you.
l'll go and send the money.
You'll have to solve our problem.
He will for sure.
Uncle, you'll do it. Won't you?
l will. l will.
l will.
Get him. Don't let him get away.
Where do you think you're going?
Who is it?
He is fleeing. Get him. Get him.
Hasunagar-325. Devnagar-420.
Oh, God. What 420..
ls this a bus or a 'Toonami'?
Listen, buddy. Stop. Brother.
Give me some in the name of God.
Brother, shall we go now?
Okay.
Bang. Bang.
Take that. Take that.
You think l'm doing this?
This is a movie. Ever been to a film shoot?
My stuntman does it for me.
The body double.
This hero turned out to be a fake.
That's not possible. - This is a norm, my friend.
That's movies for you.
They show you something on the silver screen..
..but behind it, there exists a different world.
But you look so macho. How can this be?
l don't believe you.
Are you going to batter my head?
l guess we got the wrong guy.
Come on, run.
Run. - Run. - What's wrong, guys?
Run. Run.
lt's crowded in here.
Oh god.
What are you doing? Don't touch the bomb.
What are you doing? - lt's not fake. - A bomb..
lt's real. lf it goes off then..
What are you doing? Someone tell him.
This is not a joke. He's going to put us in trouble.
Please don't do this.
Hey, don't.
You tarnished our image.
l can do better than him.
l can at least throw in couple of punches.
What a subject!
Get away. - Back off.
Back off.
Who wears shoes like those?
They look imported to me. Maybe movie stars wear them.
Even a hero can be the kidnapper, sir..
Shut up.
Mom. - Baby.
Don't worry, Priya.
Aditya is not a common man, is he?
They'll find him soon. Okay?
Mom, where's dad?
When will he be back?
He'll be back soon. Don't worry.
l've kept quiet only because my kids love you.
Otherwise, whoever tries to kidnap me will..
Aditya, we are in trouble. Please, help us out.
But..
Please.
But why?
Why are these 'Toonasurs' after you?
A 'Toondog' bit them or something?
That's a long story. - Make it short.
Two years ago..
..when everything was fine..
Milk would flow everywhere.
The golden birds would fly about.
Sometimes, even the moon..
..would come down to have food.
Live and let live.
The golden rule of our King Tooneshwar.
Small or big.
Everyone had a right to lead a free life.
One day, his general betrayed him.
He overthrew the king.
He showed a game to the king.
Placed him on a carpet.
Used a remote to wrap him up and then kidnapped him.
Since then, he became the self-appointed monarch..
..under the influence of his own powers.
We'd kidnapped you with a hope..
..that you might save us from these 'Toonasurs'.
All right. l'll make a final effort for you.
Yes.
But no bullying, we'll resort to 'Gandhigiri' (Gandhian principles).
'Gandhigiri'? Gosh, l only know Ratnagiri.
What's 'Gandhigiri'? - What is it?
'Gandhigiri' has helped big-time gangsters to mend their ways.
Here, we're dealing only with a few upset cartoons.
He's right.
After all, if a handsome guy like him broaches a topic..
..so nicely, then he'll win the heart of every girl..
..let alone that of the 'Toonasurs'.
What say?
Better to limit ourselves to talk about..
..'Gandhigiri' and films in terms of 'Toonasur'.
We'll attack them with 'Gandhigiri'..
..at the first ray of light.
Yes.
Useless fellow.
What's your problem?
You're the reason why dad left us.
What did l do?
Why did you call dad a fake hero?
Tell me, why did you call him that?
Kabeer. Raima. Stop it. Stop it, l said.
What happened?
Mom, didn't he call dad a fake hero?
But l was angry then. - Tell me.
Raima. Raima, relax, baby.
Dad hasn't left us because of that.
You should never say things to hurt someone..
..even if you're angry.
You know who a real hero is?
He's not someone who fights scores of goons for someone.
A real hero fights scores of problems for someone.
A real hero doesn't care for himself, but for others.
Your dad has all these qualities.
Every father has these qualities.
l'm sorry, ma'am. l'm really missing dad.
Mom, l don't know where dad is.
Don't worry, we'll find him.
All of us will find our hero.
Aditya, my dear. Get up. lt's morning.
Good morning. Good morning.
You know what?
Toonpur is looking all brand new.
Get ready, handsome. lt's going to be a long journey.
We're going to change the history of Toonpur.
''Superhero.''
''Superhero of Toonpur.''
''Superhero.''
''You will win.''
''Superhero.''
''We believe it.''
''Superhero.''
''You are a hero.''
''There's no one like you.''
''Superhero.''
''You will win.''
''We believe it.''
''You are a hero.''
''There's no one like you.''
''lf you believe yourself..''
''..that's all you need.''
''Superhero.''
''All eyes riveted on you.''
''l wonder if l'm up to it.''
''You will win.''
''We believe it.''
''You are a hero.''
''There's no one like you.''
''Superhero of Toonpur.''
''You're brave and strong.''
''A heroic courage rages within you.''
''You're Puru and Alexander, too.''
''l promise l'll do my best.''
''You will win.''
''We believe it.''
''You are a hero.''
''There's no one like you.''
''Superhero.''
''Superhero of Toonpur.''
''Superhero.''
''You're a protector.''
''The protector of this world.''
''We all relate to you.''
''The world hinges upon you.''
''l've decided.''
''l will conquer this world.''
''You will win.''
''We believe it.''
''You are a hero.''
''There's no one like you.''
''Superhero.''
Run away.
No..
Don't worry. He's very sweet.
Why are you hitting me? l've come to talk about peace.
Oh no!
Listen, the peace is..
Take that.
No.. This bone-crazy guy didn't let the game finish.
Hello, sir. l've come to talk about peace..
Oh, come on. Get aside.
Let me see who this guy is.
Great figure.
Hi, handsome.
Dirty fellow.
Where did these toons find you?
You are made for us.
What are you doing with them?
l'm Monica. - Sister.
Sister Monica, nice to meet you.
l was here to put an end to the fight.
l'm sorry, sweetie.
l might accept that for your sake.
But our chief Jagaro won't accept it at all.
l just want to say that you should let King Tooneshwar go.
And embrace democracy.
Democracy is a right of every human..
l mean of every toon.
What is democracy?
For the people, by the people, of the people.
Collect. Correct.
lf you follow Gandhi's principles, Toonpur can lead..
..a peaceful life. Like lndia, it can make progress.
Gandhi said that if someone slaps you..
..then offer him your other cheek.
Go ahead and slap me. l will offer you my other cheek.
Sir, Bakbaksur is your name.
l mean..
Then why is he talking nonsense?
Sir, war doesn't lead you anywhere.
ls he foolish enough to offer us an olive branch?
l swear he'll go back as a cripple.
Ms. Monica, please release King Tooneshwar.
How boring!
Please release King Tooneshwar.
Attack.
All of us will live in peace and harmony.
Enough of this nonsense.
Aim and shoot.
Run away.
Do something, sir.
Run.
Fire.
Gandhi said that if someone slaps you..
..offer your other cheek in return.
lt's only when someone slaps you.
lt doesn't apply to a bomb, stupid.
Brother.. Look at this.
Brother, what's this?
Strange.
Kabeer.
Kabeer, do you realise that tinkering with the evidence box..
..will make it even harder to find your dad?
Mom. Pendant.
Gappi.
''Peace is in the pieces.''
''l'm crying my eyes out.''
Gappi, shut up. Stop the mourning raga.
You were right.
Talking is useless with these bullying toons.
You guys escaped unscathed, but l got a sound beating..
Oh, my God. God.
Sorry.
l'd told you l'm of no use to you.
l'll be leaving.
lf everyone agrees, then let Aditya get out of here first.
Then let's find another solution to this problem.
Wait.
He is my superhero.
He won't leave like this.
Aditya, why are you saying this?
Why don't you want to help us out?
l really can't help you.
l'm alone. How can l help you?
What did you say?
Your hero turned out to be a dud.
You made me work hard for no reason.
Next time, don't come up with such a useless idea.
My lucky pendant was left up there thanks to your hero.
Bolly, your idea of calling forth this hero has added to our problems.
Why are you blaming Bolly?
Will our problem go away if we kick Aditya out?
That's illogical.
We made a mistake.
Not all that glitters is gold.
He's not a superstar, but a super flop.
We'll have to take him up again..
..and put up with Gappi's stinky socks.
He's only fit for flirting. He can't do a thing.
He's unfaithful.
l'm sorry, Bolly.
Don't touch me. l don't want to talk to you.
These guys are right. You are not a real hero.
You are a fake.
You're a fake hero.
You're a fake hero, Dad.
Who says that a real hero has two noses and four ears?
You use stuntmen.
No, Dad. You can't do it.
Who says that a real hero has two noses and four ears?
Dad, you're not a real hero.
You use stuntmen.
Who says that..
They're the real heroes. You're a fake hero.
Real hero has two noses and four ears..
Really.
You are a fake hero, Dad.
Two noses.
Dad, you're not a real hero.
l promise you.
l promise l'm not leaving Toonpur..
..until l don't defeat 'Toonasur'.
''Superhero.''
''Superhero of Toonpur.''
''Superhero.''
''Superhero of Toonpur.''
Yes. l got it.
Got what?
Take it ahead, okay?
Where's that fool?
l couldn't find a spoon. Will a pot do?
lt'll be more than enough, dear.
ls your toon-gun ready? - Almost.
Just got to run a few tests.
Did it hurt?
Bolly, come here.
A fellow named Kabir has logged into Toonpur chat room.
l guess he logged into a wrong chat room.
Who is Kabir? - Kabir?
Hey, it must be Kabir my son.
Why don't they answer?
Hello. Hello, Kabir.
Bolly here. - Here it is.
Ask him where your dad is.
Let me talk to them. - Dad.
Dad, we want to see you. - Yes.
Get up. Get up.
Let me switch on the web cam.
Gyandev.
Hi, guys. - Dad. - Aditya.
Hi, Dad. This is too good.
Yes.
Where are you, Aditya? We're so worried about you and..
Gappi?
Hello. - Bolly.
l hope we placed the computer in the right direction.
Relax, pal.
Big Ben.
Where are you? - Toonpur.
What city?
He's in Toonpur, Mom.
These guys kidnapped me..
Kidnapped?
l mean to say.. lt's a long story.
l'll come right there after l rescue..
..these 'Devtoons' from the clutches of 'Toonasurs'.
Yes.
'Dev' who? - 'Devtoons', Mom?
And who is 'sur'? - 'Toonasur', Mom.
Don't worry, Priya. l'm safe. These guys are really good.
Lovina.
Who is she?
She is Lovina. Ms. Toonpur. She's crazy about me.
Cool, Dad.
Aditya, don't you dare. l'm warning you.
l'm getting.. - l can sense that you're jealous.
Love affair with a cartoon. Not a bad idea.
Aditya, l'm warning you. You better not.
Relax. l'm justjoking.
l'll be right there after l defeat the 'Toonasurs'.
Dad, l can tell you few weaknesses of the 'Toonasurs'.
Yes.
No, my son.
l've stopped using stuntmen.
Because real heroes don't use stuntmen.
Are you still mad at me, Dad?
l'm sorry. - No way, pal.
We're just..
Look, guys..
Aditya.. - Dad.
God.
Brother, no one can defeat Jagaro.
So what? Bolly will come up with something good.
Pandu will do it. - No way, Pandu is fat.
Toonpur. - No.
Amazing. lf you cartoons don't really die..
..then how are we going to end this fight?
lf you have a creator, then you must have a destroyer.
There is one.
Hey, don't run.
Let me in.
Why can't we shut this door?
What's wrong?
Let me in.
Tell me.
All right, Bolly, you tell me.
Aditya, his name is..
Trying to be smart?
Tell me.
Open your mouth and l'll pop you with the toon-gun.
Tell me now.
His name is Rubdoot.
Rubdoot?
Brother of Yama?
l mean.. Same job, different name.
Rubdoot is our lord as well as our angel of death.
He wipes out cartoons with his 'Toonastra'.
The 'Toonastra'? Cute name.
Rubdoot doesn't differentiate between good and bad cartoons.
'Devtoons' or 'Toonasurs'.
They all are the same for him.
Any cartoon?
l mean even Jagaro? - Yes.
Then l must meet this Rubdoot, get the 'Toonastra'..
..and erase all the 'Toonasurs'.
Where can l find him?
No one knows his whereabouts.
Only a chant can call him forth.
What's that?
We don't know how to say it.
Only king Tooneshwar can tell you that.
And where can we find king Tooneshwar?
Who are you?
Tell me the password.
Ask me.
Once upon a time, these ruins were magnificent.
Because a father-in-law was a son-in-law back then.
Okay. Come on in.
Here? lnside?
Take that.
Careful, ma'am.
Hey, bozo. Get out.
Press it harder, will you?
l guess you haven't hit a 'Devtoon' for a long time.
Right?
Come here, Chugli.
What news do you bring about the 'Devtoons'?
Boss, the saviour of the 'Devtoons' Aditya is preparing for an attack.
They've hatched a plan to rescue king Tooneshwar.
We have no choice but to invoke Jagaro.
Jagaro is busy playing games.
That's why l'm handling everything.
Can't you see?
Where are you going, you fool?
All of them are at my service.
How dare he call himself a leader?
l'm the true heir to Jagaro's empire.
l'll make Bakbaksur bite dust at the right time.
Chicken Manchurian, are you up to something?
You are the master planner, sire.
Their toon-gun is ready.
They can't do anything. They're a bunch of cowards.
Rightly said.
'Devtoons' will be blown to smithereens..
..by our onslaught.
You are right, Kansasur.
l'll single-handedly finish off these 'Devtoons'.
Play the band, let's go have fun.
l wonder why l feel that tomorrow..
..we will beat the living daylights out of them.
Even out of me.
''Superhero of Toonpur.''
''You will win.'' - Sorry.
''We believe it.''
Should l hide here?
The pole is not broad enough.
Soldiers, we must not miss.
ls the weapon ready?
Here's my toon-gun.
Here's my rolling pin-gun.
My baton-gun.
l've an umbrella-gun.
l am going to sing.
l've got a reel-gun.
l've got the bone gun.
Aditya, what about you?
l've Dev-gun.
What's that?
Silence.
Sorry.
Run.
Not a soul in sight.
Ajinomoto's house.
Oh, Bakbaksur.
Give me the gun.
Why isn't this working? - How will it?
You didn't give me the time to test it.
Attack.
Nice underwear.
Mummy.
Let go of me. Leave me.
Leave me.
You dare hit Gappi! Take this.
Hurray. Strike out. All ten down.
Kabir would've been so happy had he been here.
Yes. He would've danced as well.
But hurry up now.
King Tooneshwar is waiting.
Greetings, Your Highness.
How are you? - Greetings. Right.
Hurry up, guys.
We did it. Hurray.
Careful. Make sure he doesn't getjolted.
Just wait and watch, guys.
Tell uncle Jagaro that l dropped by.
Yes, he will do that. - Oh, stop it, will you?
Sir, why should l stop?
You know who l am? Aditya. Aditya.
Don't forget my name. Aditya.
Oh, the toon-gun is working.
No need. l'm there for you guys.
Come on.
ls it really working? Let me see it.
l'll deal with you.
Your hands move too fast.
Can you still do that?
You're a bigger chatter-box than me.
Why don't you talk now?
Ran out of gum, have we?
Who is this 'l'? - Aditya.
Join us later then. Let's walk.
Catch them.
Has he come around? - Still unconscious.
The 'Devtoons' were apprehended in large numbers.
l wonder how they must be coping.
l lost the dear rolling pin woman.
Oh, God, l want her back.
Shut up.
Thanks to Aditya, we were one up against the..
..'Toonasurs' for the first time.
Almost.
l think there's a spy among us.
A spy? - Spy?
A spy?
The king has regained consciousness.
You have emerged as the saviour for the 'Devtoons'.
Aditya, we'll never forget the..
We'll have time for it later.
First, tell us the formula to call forth Rubdoot..
..so that l can spoil the party of the 'Toonasurs'..
..with the 'Toonastra'.
The green rail is stronger than the red one.
Green and red rail. Oh, Rubdoot, come without fail.
You can use any rail to get away. But first tell me the chant.
That's the chant.
Chant it five times without interruption..
..and Rubdoot will appear.
There you go.
And you guys said it was the most difficult chant.
Say it to know it.
l've recited scores of dialogues. This is no big deal.
Green rail, red flail.. - Rail, not 'flail'.
Not like that.
The green rail is stronger than the red flail.
Rail, not 'flail'. - Yes, l know. Wait a minute.
The green rail is stronger than the red rail.
Green and red flail..
Rail.
l will say it right in front of him, okay? None of your business.
Useless.
The green rail is stronger than the red rail.
Which toon dared to invoke me?
Which fool is about to die?
My father-in-law's name is Yamdoot.
My name is Rubdoot.
Oh, puppets of destiny, if you try to step over the line..
..l'll crush your story lives to a pulp.
A dream or a reality?
A miracle or a mirage?
Should l get another pair of eyes or should l wear glasses?
Here stands my superhero.
The strongest and the most macho of all.
Overwhelmed by joy, l just want to cry.
Where are my tears ofjoy?
''My bones have started singing hymns.''
''Here stands my superstar.''
''Fired up by devotion, my hands started dancing.''
''As if my mouth is full of starlit bar.''
''My hero is here.''
''He's here to see me.''
''He swept me off my feet.''
''Has he come screaming through the screen?''
''Has he broken through the TV?''
''Or has he slipped out of a movie poster?''
''l don't care how he is here.''
''He's here, that's what matters.''
''He swept me off my feet.''
This weird creature is a Bollywood buff.
He chants my name. That makes my work easy.
Rubdoot, you claim that you're my true fan.
What proof have you got?
Proof?
''l've got plenty of proof.''
''Where do l start?''
''lt's been ages since l gave you my heart.''
''When you fought the vicious villains..''
''..l was the one to whistle the most.''
''l celebrated your birthday every year.''
''l sang this song once your movie became a super-hit.''
''My hero has worked magic.''
''He's worked magic on everyone.''
''My hero is here.''
''lt's proven beyond doubt.''
''You're my super-fan.''
l got the super-fan award.
Oh, my God.
''A bit of ego massage opens all the doors.''
Forget about me, let's talk about Bollywood.
You can act for sure. Show us a few acts.
How many Ks do you have in your name?
K.. Kiran.
Excuse me. Please give me an autograph.
''Buddy, you're far greater than Bollywood.''
''You may have as many autographs as you wish.''
'My plan is ruined once this fool leaves with the autograph.'
''You may take thousands of autographs.''
''Will you do something in return, my friend?''
''Ask for my life.''
''You'll have it.''
''Ask for a car.''
''You'll have it.''
''You'll have everything that Toonpur can offer.''
l just want a teeny-weeny thing.
Please, give me the 'Toonastra'.
The 'Toonastra'?
You're asking for the 'Toonastra'?
Are you out of your mind?
The 'Toonastra'?
Oh, stop acting and start talking sense.
Give me the 'Toonastra' and become my best friend.
''You asked me to be your best friend.''
''You gave me due respect.''
''Your offer so impeccable, l'll give away thousands of these.''
You got the 'Toonastra', but remember something.
You can use it only once.
What?
There are plenty of 'Toonasurs' and you ask me..
..to use it only once?
ls it made in China?
You know it needs to be charged..
..and l'm its only charger.
Oh, l see.
What about the autograph?
You'll have it, Rubdoot.
First, let me try this pencil eraser.
Off l go, Aditya.
Oh, God, l'm coming to you.
''You've been such a good friend.''
''You swept me off the feet.''
''You became my hero.''
''l became your fan.''
''My hero is here.''
''He's here to see me.''
''He swept me off the feet.''
Oh, my.
'Toonastra' (Weapon). - Yes, Monica ma'am.
Now what do we do, Jagaro darling?
Let's play another game. Of course.
Master, finding the 'Toonastra' is a sign of destruction for us.
Chinomoto, we'll have the 'Toonastra' as well.
Aditya will give me 'Toonastra' with his own hands.
l guess uncle Jagaro is playing a really big game, buddy.
Meet me at Lokhandwala Circle in an hour.
Bolly. Wow.
Mom, Raima. We are going to meet dad. Now.
Jagaro. Oh, Jagaro sir.
Where are you hiding? Show up.
Come out of your hole.
lt's our last day in Toonpur today.
What is this?
'Toonastra'. Beat them up.
Nonsense. You beat them up first.
Run away, Aditya.
You and your 'Devtoons' can do nothing..
..against Jagaro's power.
Hello, Jaggu.
Today, the rat has come out of the hole.
To welcome you.
l'm here to welcome you with this.
You know what this is? This is 'Toonastra'.
Brother Jaggu, l've explained to you so many times..
..not to mess with the 'Devtoons'.
Live democratically. But no.
Now pay for it.
No, Brother. Don't kill me.
Don't erase me, Brother.
How will you come to know about..
..your wife and kids if you erase me?
Wife and kids?
Brother Bakbakasur, haven't you told him?
l mean, come on.
Before you threaten to erase us..
..just look at this picture carefully.
Sir, photo please.
Oh, God.
lf you fear for the life of your wife and kids..
..then hand this 'Toonastra' over to me.
Aditya, give them the 'Toonastra'.
Yes, sir. Please give it to them.
Don't put your family's life in danger for us.
Where is my family? - Very safe. ln my gaming den.
Jagaro, l challenge you that l'll beat you at your own game..
..and take my family back.
And what if you lose?
Then this 'Toonastra' is yours.
lt's on.
Oh, messiah of the 'Devtoons'..
..when you lose to Jagaro tomorrow..
..l'll perform your and your family's final rites..
..with great love.
Your family is in danger because of us.
Aditya, Jagaro is an absolute cheater.
He can do anything to win the game.
You will not be able to beat Jagaro at his game.
All the ways are closed now.
Come on, Kabir. That's enough. Come on, you also go to sleep.
No, Dad. Please. l'm on the last level.
l'll beat Jagaro in five minutes.
You haven't beaten Jagaro for three years.
And now you'll beat him in five minutes.
This is for you, Kabir.
lndeed. So Jagaro's weakness is games.
Welcome, friends. Welcome.
So you have finally come this far.
What are the rules of the game?
Rules. You have just one lifeline.
And that's yours.
lf you win, you can get your wife, kids..
..and the imprisoned 'Devtoons' released.
But if you lose..
And yes. You can't use the 'Toonastra'..
..at any level of the game.
l'll use the 'Toonastra' only on you, Jagaro.
Get to me first.
Aditya, l'm scared.
Don't play this game.
You had more faith in me than l had in myself.
'Place your hand.'
'Biometric identification complete.'
'Unique retina identification complete.'
'Player one. Enter the gaming zone.'
'Select costume.'
'Choose weapon.'
'Level one.'
'Rescue Priya.'
'Eliminate 'Toonasurs'.'
You are the king. l'm the jack.
Don't try to act smart.
Get up. Go find him. - Right?
Kill him.
l'll turn you into Hakka noodles and devour you.
This is called Chinese 'chakri' (circle).
So, champ, you're having fun, aren't you?
No. Then take this.
Aditya, just two minutes left. Hurry up.
What is this?
Why is the guy with the gun coming towards us?
Leave me. Don't mess with me.
Couldn't he find anything else?
You're making me run like a camel from Rajasthan.
What is this?
Gosh. He is done for.
Someone save me.
Most welcome.
You're firing away. Darn you.
How will l survive?
Aren't you done yet? Stop. Stop.
Are you going to kill this kid?
60 seconds. 60 seconds.
He's climbed on me again.
l am not a tree.
The new fundamental of war. My egg.
What say? You roasted chicken for vegetarians.
What is this?
My blatant insult.
Father was right. First get engaged quickly.
Get married to Billo and bring her home quickly.
Wire with current.
l didn'tjump this high even at school.
Darn you.
Enough is enough. l'm going to my Billo.
Take care of your Billo.
No.
Are you okay? Where are the kids? Are you okay?
ln the next level.
'Level one complete.'
'Enter level two.'
Play the game in the jungle.
lf you lose, you'll end up in a swamp.
Use your brains fast. Or you'll be past.
Mr. Aditya, here's Raima.
Dad, please help me.
And here are the inhabitants of Toonpur.
Dad, please help me.
lf you want to save them, you have only 3 minutes.
'Three minutes.'
Aditya, are you okay? - l'm okay.
You have to use your brains in this level.
Observe the pattern.
The hammer is coming down every four seconds.
Hey.
One.. Two.. Three.. Four. Come on.
One.. Two.. Three.. Four.
One.. Two.. Three. - Go.
Left or right.
Well, according to Feng-Shui, we should go right.
Left. - Aditya.
The one over there was higher.
Let's do this. Let's split.
l'll go right. You take left. Okay?
But your weight is less.
How will we balance it?
Just a minute.
Okay. - At once. Okay.
Ready? One.. Two.. Three.. Go.
Go.
Priya.
Are you okay? - Yes.
Come on.
Oh, God.
Mom. Mom.
One minute to go.
Mom. - Raima.
Just a minute.
Who is the real Raima among them?
Please, somebody help.
Where is the door where you'll find Raima and the 'Devtoons'?
'lf you choose the wrong one, you will destroy their lives.'
Well, according to Feng-Shui, l feel..
Stop it, Priya.
lf you have a better idea, then tell me.
Only if you let me think.
Quiet.
Don't consider yourself too smart. Okay?
What do you think? You know everything.
What are you doing?
Please, Aditya. Let me handle this. Okay?
Tell me. What do you think? You know everything.
So tell me. What is Eiffel Tower's height?
324 meters.
Who built the Taj Mahal? - Shahjahan.
Where is the Statue of Liberty? - New York.
Tell me the name of the first astronaut.
Yuri Gagarin.
How many kids did Gandhi have? - Four.
How many kids do l have? - Two.
Where will l find them? - Here.
13.. 12.. 1 1 .. 10.
Mom, please help me. - Nine.. eight.
Come on. Save us.
Save us. Dad. Dad.
Dad. - Raima, are you okay?
Hey, Aditya. That's my boy.
You should have come earlier.
Listen..
Come on. Quick.
'Level two complete.'
Level three. The final combat.
Leave me.
Aditya.
Here.
Mom. - Kabir.
Dad. Here l am.
Dad, save me.
Priya. - Daddy.
Dad.
Come on.
Let the games begin.
l'm the real Jagaro. - No, no, it's not him.
l'm the real Jagaro. - No, no. Don't believe him.
lf you don't kill me, then what about your Kabir?
Be quiet, you liar. l'm the real Jagaro, kill me.
Why doesn't he believe me? - Let's convince him.
His wound healed. Dad, he isn't the real Jagaro.
No.
l'll finish your game before you catch the real Jagaro.
Jagaro! Jagaro!
Bless Aditya with the strength, Goddess. - Jagaro. Jagaro.
Come on, Dad, you can fight.
Jagaro. Jagaro. - Dad, come on.
''Superhero. Superhero. Toonpur's superhero.''
Oh, no.
Dad, forget fighting them.
Climb the statue.
Yes.
Game Over! Aditya wins!
Dad, l love you.
Aditya Kumar, our superhero. - Wow.
My real hero, Papa. - Our real hero.
On this occasion, we give this important Toon Ratna Award..
..to Aditya for his bravery and courage.
''l knew that you will win.''
Gappi - ''You're a hero..''
Gappi.
Wow, my pendant.
And a three nights, four days package of Toonpur..
..absolutely free for Aditya along with the family.
Yes.
Rubdoot.
Thank you, Rubdoot.
Now my autograph.
So you're Rubdoot.
Just a minute, Aditya. You'll get this autograph on one condition.
You have a condition as well? - Yes.
You will have to promise..
..that from now on you won't rub any other toon.
Okay, promise.
What's this?
lf we cartoons don't fight, won't we get boring?
Lolly, life should be filled with love and not hatred.
Here.
Toonpur's superhero, shoot your arrow.
'Good triumphed over evil.'
'That's the tradition.'
'Devtoons found their superhero.'
'The Toonasurs mended their ways.'
'Whenever you want to party again..'
'..all children and elders, come back to Toonpur.'
Passport is ready. l got the visa.
The plane is waiting at the airport. l am leaving you.
l'm leaving you. l'm leaving you. l'm leaving you.
You are leaving? Please don't leave.
''lf there were no passports no one would've gone abroad.''
''lf there were no airports no one would've gone abroad.''
''Dollars, Pounds and Dinars take you away.''
''lf there were no passports no one would've gone abroad.''
''So let's go.. Let's go.. Let's go to Toonpur''
''For love and fun this place is very famous.''
''lf you wanna party come to Toonpur.''
''l'll go.. l'll go.. l'll go..''
''l'll go to Canada and buy a bungalow there.''
''l will get a green card and settle down there.''
''You won't get the love in a bungalow that you get at home.''
''You won't have your beloved one there.''
''lf there were no passports no one would've gone abroad.''
''So let's go.. Let's go.. Let's go to Toonpur''
''For love and fun this place is very famous.''
''lf you wanna party come to Toonpur.''
''l will burn your passport and visa.''
''l will get your plane highjacked.''
''lt was never my intention to go abroad.''
''My plan was just to trouble you a bit.''
Okay. So you are not going?
Come back. Come back.
''lf there were no passports no one would've gone abroad.''
''lf there were no airports no one would've gone abroad.''
''Dollars, Pounds and Dinars take you away.''
''lf there were no passports no one would've gone abroad.''
''So let's go.. Let's go.. Let's go to Toonpur''
''For love and fun this place is very famous.''
''lf you wanna party come to Toonpur.''
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